New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
Spotted: woman loading franzia into a toddler-sized shopping cart for her child to push. Beautiful.
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
That was a $3000 rug we rolled him down the hill in.
he was extremely fucked up- he thought my sports bra was his boxers. even when his leg wouldnt fit. at least whiskey dick wasnt a problem
Tell Chris I said sorry for yelling "It's my vagina, let me do what I want with it!" at the party last night.
It was a perpetual wrestle for who got to be on bottom. Laziest hookup ever.
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
I just remember looking over and seeing you on top of him and us high fiving. That's when I knew we'd be perfect roommates
Also, my aunt grabbed my phone and downloaded the scriptures. Apparently I need Jesus.
My flask has coffee in it for finals week.. So that's responsible right?
yeah im watching him make his speech now. cant take him seriously tho. hes talking about funding for education and all i can think about is how ive seen what he looks like wearing womens underwear...
My vagina feels like a chupacabra ripped me apart using its mythological set of needle pointed teeth
Come over I need help. I just almost died in an acid flashback while listening to do You Feel Like We Do off of the Frampton Comes Alive album.
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