I'm waiting for seagulls to eat this throw up
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
Bring mistletoe to the strip club, and they feel obligated. they dont even charge you
i just went through and liked all 1,239 of her pictures instead of writing my english paper. don't tell her, i want her to be surprised
You are like a prophet. It's amazing how many people you convince to be lesbians.
I just reenacted what a cuntadactyl would act like by putting straws in my mouth as teeth and roaring, Plz come get me.
hes trying to draw the periodic table on his chest with a sharpie. i'm not sure how thats going to help him on his chem final, but he keeps shouting "this is how the pros do it"
I couldn't tell you were laughing too hard
Dude I thought I set my hair on fire. I wasn't laughing I was screaming.
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
When you and that girl went into the bedroom, you yelled "FOR NARNIA!"
You are the human incarnation of a drinking problem
I am at 99 matches in less than 24 hours, I need a tinder rehab program
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
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