im in an endless cycle of being too hung over to eat all day...then getting too drunk because i didnt eat anything. where is my life going?
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
I took an adderall but just ended up meticulously arranging my farmville for hours
I bruised his dick. I bruised his dick WITH MY MOUTH!! I've never felt more accomplished.
the lady at the gas station just thanked me for wearing clothes this time... i am so confused
Not much, just your average college male Sunday cleaning period blood out of the carpet.
Tell me you're kidding.
Besides scarred, I'm not much of anything right now.
Turned on my GPS and all that it said in the search bar was "beer,"
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
Last night dinner was cinnamon buns and whiskey. At least tonight I had a fajita with my cookies and tequila. I may be a little stressed about these end of semester tests.
I swear to God, if you have sex in my bed one more time you're gonna start paying rent
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
Do you know anything about how the saran wrap ended up on my toilet seat?
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
I am mildly hung over. Decided pants are very unnecessary right now.
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