Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
May have finally hit rock bottom...bouncer from the strip club informed me I wore the same shirt last night
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
your philanthropy is ruining my sex life.
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Man, jail baloney is awful.
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
Either I put my underwear on inside out and wore it like that all day, or I had sex with him. Its sad I have to guess.
I'd say it's a shame and a disservice to the world that we can't stay drunken shitshows to infinity
you are not my drinking buddy, you are my drinking enemy.
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Whoever said that remembering a girls name is a basic rule for getting laid has never met me.
I woke up to you singing What Makes You Beautiful and trying to blend an avocado with vodka.
I'm about to take my 7th shot and I have to to go to dinner with my grandma in an half hour. What is my life.
There is a high possibility I will pass out with my hand in a bag of Doritos
I finally figured out how to tighten my bra straps and I feel like a god
Guess who has two thumbs and broke her boyfriends dick?
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