Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him?
my phone calendar just alerted me that it's "weed time" in 15 minutes. do not remember setting that alert last night...
I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.
Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.
Stoned ambition #8. Must learn sign language.
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
Just beat 2 Norwegian women in beer pong. Never been so proud to be an American.
This is the high leading the old right now
You made her yell her own name while you were fucking so that you would remember it in the morning.
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
I was so drunk I got stuck in the middle of a revolving door
I was just at Kroger and saw some guy with a steelers balloon... ran up to him and popped it. NO RAGRETS.
No I'm not high but I did cry for over an hour tonight because I realized that they never made a sequel to "Under the Tuscan Sun" with Diane Lane.
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