Call me so I can make it juicy for ya
The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
I think need to divide my DVD collection into "movies I've seen" and "movies I've only seen during sex"
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
im drunk. people are steering their children away from me. whatever it is that you called for, I assure you that I don't care. have a good night
Do you relize what downtown will be like this week? Like open season. But instead of deer its hot baseball players from all over the country that we'll never have to see again. I swear the college world series is a gift from god.
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
My parents called me out on catching us walking home from the bar in a swimming motion because "it was too windy to walk" home...
You know what, don't even answer. Just promise me you'll go to the Corner of Shame when you get home.
She's opening her family birthday cards at the bar. So we can pay our tab. Bitches wrote checks :(
god it feels good to gold a bottle of opiates again.
I think that typo was actually more appropriate than what you intended.
I'm just trying my hardest not to get addicted to drugs or pregnant and all your other friends are out there getting married
He said he discovered the mysteries of the universe inside an orange... I want whatever he was on.
is telling someone you can be his trophy wife the same as proposing?
There are 6 of us in a mini cooper and his maid is in the trunk...she needed a ride.
Randomize
