wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
Hey sorry about saying i hated you. it was the coke and the ice cream.
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
There are 3 guys sitting in the elevator in lawn chairs wearing sunglasses and holding beers. the hallway rugs are stuffed in a trash can. i've never been so glad to be sober.
It's the first day of summer. It's not a race it's a marathon. Pace yourself
The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
only thing in my fruit bowl is 4 champagne corks and a jenga piece . Tuesday.
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
I just don't remember. It's like I went to bed on July 3rd.. and woke up on the 5th. Nothing.
The only reason I know his name is because we wrote marriage vows in orange crayon on the back of a Walmart receipt.
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
He just texted me asking for his shirt back and I said I didn't have it and then I ran into him 5 minutes later while wearing the said shirt
There's a kitten on my face and I'm druuuunk
not that im pissed, but why are there two naked chicks in my bed?
Ran into my FWB on my walk of shame and went back to her place. Even my walk of shames are awesome!!!
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