Just got yelled at by a priest...again.
I wish I could be a nicer person. Or a more sober one.
oh my god im such an asshole. i just asked the guitarist of bad religion if he was a scalper.
Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
The view from the bathroom floor this morning is fabulous
we were boning in the bathroom when her boyfriend came upstairs. I wish i could remember what happened next more clearly, because it had to have been hilarious
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
I know you`re my best friend, but when i wake up with this bad of a hangover and no memories of last night, i dont want to see your tits ad my background.
I want to reach into my vagina and rip out my uterus with my bare hands. Understand how much it hurts now?
Just made a drunk dude do 20 push-ups. In the parking lot of the bar tonight for a keystone light I found in the back of my truck.
Oh yum
My hair tie broke, stole my one-night stands daughters pink sparkly one. BEST hair-tie I have ever used...
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