it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
If relationships were based on ego stroking and meaningless sex, we'd be soulmates
and she was petting her beer can
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
I'm not saying he has herpes, I'm just saying he slept with my friend that has herpes.
He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
we need to start a braincell conservation fund for you, sort of like save the whales or something.
You know why I moved here? No public intoxication law. A cop just helped me from my bent over vomit pose, asked if I was ok, and gave me a ride home.
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
His words said "save me", but his penis said "I'll take my chances"
Bro that's the last time I try to stick my penis in a bowl of jello. I can't believe your sister ate that, did she not see my dick mold
At my eighteen year old cousin's wedding. Getting hit on by a 9 year old. No one knows who he came with. I'm pretty sure he just showed up from the field behind the church. Help.
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
You've fucked so many I should get a word bank when you make me guess these things.
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
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