Just filled up my pledge keg goblet with coffee at bp. They can judge all they want. At least I'm not killing baby dolphins.
new years resolution, not be in jail at midnight for 3rd year in a row.
Yeah that's one way to look at it on the other hand MY FUCKING BED CAUGHT ON FUCKING FIRE
You never did explain why you were in wal-mart with a wok full of popcorn.
Operation liquormelon is in full effect. We may die tonight.
Idk every story shes told me thats started with "back when i was a lesbian" has been my new favorite story
STOP WHATEVER YOU ARE DOING AND GO OUTSIDE RIGHT NOW. THE MOON LOOKS LIKE CATWOMAN
Batchelotette party success. I woke up on the floor in nothing but a thong, a garter and a shirt that says Just Do Me.
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
I guess I was blacked out I hopped a fence and hugged a cow that night.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
well apparently i sat in the bathroom staring in the toliet at my vomit. it was blue. how was your night?
You call it sex. I call it penis conditioning.
Wow. I want to climb Santa. You've made my mind go places I wasn't prepared to explore.
I promised to leave my panties on but I didn't promise to not have sex
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