yea i guess its safe to say fire extinguishers are not synonymous with whip cream cans
no dont talk to me..because of you my bar tab was more expensive than my hospital bill
Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
She's more than welcome to come too, so long as she has gotten over that me being responsible for the death of her cat thing.
im calling her cock vulture from now on
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
Your whole purpose in life is to just float around and satisfy lonely women and also join lesbian couples in threesomes.
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
I also like to call Halloween "Mystery Fuck Day"
He's carved the words "SLAM STATION" into his headboard...
I ended up in bed with a man from London in a sorority wing I am not apart of. Tequila fucks you up
He seems like a super lonely dude. I bet if I gave him a picture of my tits he wouldn't make me turn in this paper.
I'm not into beards but apparently my vagina is.
It's all fun and games until your in the alumni campus center puking on the floor
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