Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
she was left over bi-product, like the hotdog of the human race
Apparently I added "small children" to my likes on facebook. glad to know that's where my subconscious is at.
I gave her a mint afterward. It felt like giving turndown service at Hotel BJ.
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he said no sex till date three. i said the party was one, mcdonalds two and that i would take him with me to buy cigs for date three.
do you think you could subtly ask him about the dimensions of his penis?
Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
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How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
Did you send me a snapchat of your sister triple kissing two other girls?!!! You might be the greatest friend the world ever made
Would you go as one half of Harry and Lloyd in Tuxes to Aaron's wedding?
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
He stopped me mid-blow job to say that his new year's resolution was to stop hooking up. MID FUCKING BLOW JOB.
I asked him if we could have sex sometime and he sent me a three page long text about his feelings for me. that's the only possible situation I've ever run into where a "k" response would have been more appropriate.
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