I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
she came over and started getting naked and said its not like i came over to just hang out
youve hit the jackpot
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
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You screamed "she never feeds them anyway" and threw the fish tank off the 3rd floor balcony. Don't park on our side of the building.
You ass. You're not the one who bought me flowers, so obviously you will not be the recipient of the blow job of gratitude.
Guess who has two thumbs and just fell outta his car and almost peed himself
Well, that now makes it the 4th girlfriend in a row to cheat on me. I don't even care anymore...I'll date a prostitute and not even worry.
I just got home and someone ate all my chicken nuggets. Bitches be asking for a death sentence?
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I got custody of our girlfriend in the breakup.
Took his shirt off. Announced he was Jesus. Threw up. Asked me to cuddle him to sleep. And then tried to kiss me. Typical Saturday night.
he's the only real guy friend I've had who I've never made out with
So that guy from plenty of fish has a lightning bolt tattooed on his face. I kinda feel like I HAVE to sleep with him now.
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
so.. please tell me you did not really sleep on the washing machine last night
guilty
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