Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
Someone took a freaking dump on a roll of toilet paper. Next to the toilet. No shit in the toilet. Just on the roll of toilet paper.
she was so ugly that the sight of her made me shiver and then i had to play it off like a draft blew by that only i felt.
being a part time student has turned me into a full time alcoholic.
I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
I just got kidnapped by the rugby team for a scavenger hunt. I'm "the girl you had sex with last night"
come in to starbucks and ill make you a 4loko latte before theyre banned
I am still sore from last night. I can't wait for you to meet my parents.
Last night at McDonalds, you lied across the counter, pulled up your shirt and yelled "BODY SHOTS"...
I was about to take him home and fuck his brains out but then the police came and arrested him for the stolen credit card he had been buying me drinks with all night...
Her ass is the reason I still believe in a higher power
I had a dream last night that I used a condom when I had sex. That's how I knew it was a dream
If there's anything my liberal arts education has taught me, it's belligerence.
She keeps comparing me to her favorite dildo and I don’t know if I’m flattered or creeped out
She dry humped my leg in the raw while I was still dressed, came, and then fell asleep on top of me. All I got was a bruised thigh. 2020 needs to end.
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