just peed in the tub, threw it on Megan.. she threw more back, I got out and threw toilet water on her.. forecast for tomorrow? pink eye.
do girls know yet that the best boners are in the morning?
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
She gave me a bj in her parent's kitchen while I ate the rest of her mom's birthday cake. Fuck. Yes.
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this year's halloween challenge: make audrey hepburn go from classy to slutty drunk
all i wanted to do was something grown up. like go to applebees and drink.
im tired of her bring homeless men home when shes drunk. THEY ARE NOT FUCKING PETS!!!!
We where late for the party because we spent the last hour staring at a towl becase we thought it was a raccoon
It'd be a romantic, consensual abduction
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Ripped as fuck driving to get a portrait of my cat tattooed on my arm
Don't act like you're not jealous that I disappeared into the closet to blow my husband. Marriage = all the cock I want.
I need to stop acting like a drunk bitch. People are going to get the right idea about me...
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
The quality of my porn watching experience has significantly declined. Thanks shattered iphone screen
You remember my neighbor with the perfect ass? It's even better in assless chaps.
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