What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
She said her name was "party"
She gives me Chlamydia and somehow I'm still the asshole
The liquor store manager told us to drink responsible as we checked out and we laughed to his face. Like we're buying karkov at noon, responsibility is out of the question
I don't know what I should tell you tell you. I don't want to encourage you to dye my dog.
Nothing says 'good morning' like waking up only to realize this chick was watching you sleep. She's crazy
He kept making me pretend I was his personal trainer. When I swallowed his cum he made me pretend I was drinking a protein shake. Thats actually what it tasted like.
He came for an unexpected visit and let's just say I shattered his illusion that girls don't watch porn
U have successfully fucked my brains out. I just almost put deodorant on like chapstick
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
Typical Sunday morning text...are you alive?
I woke up saran wrapped to a chair....
its like i get a dick upgrade with every new guy i screw, at this rate i'm scared to see my next one
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