I just wanted to draw pictures of limp wieners on peoples doors and smash pictures of palm trees. That's it.
So she stayed over last night and slept walked in to my moms room where she used the bathroom and then proceeded to get in bed with my moms naked boyfriend. So yeah, at least now my family got to meet her.
So I was watching the View and they were saying oral sex is the new goodnight kiss
So when are we having a sleepover?
hickory dickory dock, please dont tell me about your cock
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
dude, I'm passing out in the fifth floor janitors closet. Let me know when the rooms opened back up
I woke up on karas dogs bed. Lets evaluate our lives.
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
I'm still, like... really stoked about not having any STDs
Woke up with two different pairs of pants in the pockets of a jacket.None of the above are mine.
Just get over here and light metaphorical fireworks in my literal vagina
Just once I'd like to go out and not have to tell you to put your pants back on.
2017 is gonna be explosive... Already watching fireworks out the window while shit my brains out. Happy Ew Year
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
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