Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
I gave her a mint afterward. It felt like giving turndown service at Hotel BJ.
getting your period on valentines day is like an extra little fuck you, now you REALLY have no chance of sex tonight.
The lawn was on fire, but I fixed it.
It's sad that your definition of adulthood entails banging your boss after getting hammered at happy hour, and putting the tab on the company credit card.
I won't be able to make it. Too hung over. Can't hold down fluids. I'm in the bathtub trying to hydrate my body through osmosis. And yes, Tequila Tuesday is totally still on for tonight.
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
Just so you know, a 6'7" tall gay man, with a martini in one hand and a fairy wand in the other, is not a force to be reckoned with...don't ask.
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
My goal in life is to ruin sex for someone. To be so mindblowingly unreal that they can never find anyone like me ever again. So far it's going well.
One day i'll wow you with artfully trimmed pubes.
One. But meh. I upped my age limit to like 29 hoping I'll match with this one fedex guy that delivers packages to my work
My "lord keep me from stabbing a bitch" prayer has gotten a lot of miles today
Fuck these bullshit days. My underwear are still inside out.
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