Sponge bath it is.
The worst thing that has ever happened to me happened today. I was taking donations at goodwill and someone donated a clearly used vibrator
you were running down the aisles of wal mart singing 'follow the yellowbrick road'. i'm pretty sure you thought the night shift workers were the munchkins & started crying when they wouldnt help u find the wizard. needless to say u were pretty stoned/wasted
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
What changed your mind?
Being sober
Bonding with my year old cousin over the fact that we both shit ourselves. Babysitting like a bosss
Putting all my energy Into finding a polite way to ask my mailman to fuck me in his car.
I threw up in a Buffalo Wild Wings and then got a high-five. I really don't understand America
I don't question myself. That's what I have you for.
I'm honored.
This dude has batman tighty whities on over his cargo pants and he has the nerve to yell "fuck you bitch" up at my window.
I woke up this morning wearing his boxers as a shirt
Hey I had a great night last night but I don't want to lie to you I'm only 19 and that wasn't my place its was my cousin he's gone for the summer and I was just house sitting and watching his cat I'm sorry
I used to want you to marry him...Now I just think you deserve a bigger penis than that.
Did u puke in a church parking lot? And go to the wrong funeral yesterday? Lol
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