Like all of my pajamas are shirts of guys I shacked with in college
who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
You only like me because I'm a challenge
You already blew me
Going abroad, it was like my vagina was in a candy store... a sweet sweet british candy store
Just tried to use the bottle of Sprite in my car as mouthwash to get the taste of puke out of my mouth- it's half vodka. Puked again. Thanks man.
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
i just traded 2 rolls of toilet paper for half a water bottle of vodka. i love college
He's dressed as a power ranger handing out cocaine
You blackout rapped the entire DMX song Party Up last night at karaoke without looking at the screen. Then you Tebowed on stage, hugged a black guy, puked in a garbage can, then left. You deserve a medal.
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
I legitimately thought I was gonna die getting finger banged to ja rule in the back of your car last night.
He's passed out. He nodded his head when I asked if he's alive though...so there's that
You chipped your front tooth on the toilet bowl. Should I call your dentist?
I told you about the baby at the graduation party that looked into my eyes and knew I was empty inside
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