she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
I blacked out at the bar, and blcked in getting a handjob on a roller coaster. Sober me is jealous of drunk me.
You look cute and you are awesome. And that means something coming from a judgmental bitch
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
i got up, ate a McDouble, then went straight back to bed.
You sure know how to make a day worth living.
We're living together and you don't know if I've seen Titanic?!
I truly wish I could say I pulled my groin straddling our cab driver but unfortunately I cannot
Was banging my ex last night when his roommate walked in... We kept going. #goaheadandwatch
I could tell you were slightly drunk by the time you started having a conversation with my tiki torch
I am all the way hung over and want nothing more in this world than a McMuffin. Happy day after Thanksgiving.
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
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