Where else am I to apply my creativity?
I don't know. Anywhere productive and not involving sex toys would be a start.
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
if that's jizz on my steering wheel i'm gonna be pissed...and impressed.
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
Look if 10 am was too early to go barrel tasting the winery would not be open.
My unemployment came through so I'd like to thank the taxpayers of Utah in advance for my level of intoxication this weekend
fuck it. im taking monday off to do some Jagering.
Ugh a 13 year old just asked me why people drink, I had to explain it without making it sound good. I need a drink.
Nothing says "happy birthday" like a negative pregnancy test
Also my bed has glitter in it for reasons I do not recall
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
I wish I could accurately explain the embarrassment of standing in your bathroom with women's nair on your ass waiting to get in the shower.
Quote of the night award goes to my father "I like wearing my swim trunks around the house because they are cooler and more blousy for my balls". Yay dad
He showed up in a Prius. I didn’t even wanna.... So I left.
I WANNA... wait, will you kinkshame me?
Nah.
I WANNA KNOW WHAT HE SMELLS LIKE
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