dude, the summer is killing me. i just woke up cause my balls were stuck to HER leg!
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
It's not prostitution until you're out of college. Right now it's just strategic boning.
You're barking up the wrong lesbian.
This is me reassuring you that I'm still alive and making sure you still are.
i swear, as soon as they invent a cure for herpes, he's mine.
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
... why is there a bottle of pee on my headboard?
Sorry about the flaming shit on your door
I never thought I'd be in my late 20s and send that text
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
Dude at one point I lost you only to find you sitting in the bushes eating pizza.
I couldn't break up with him while I was wearing a Hakuna Matata shirt.
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
somehow I wound up on the floor crying about his beard. then telling everyone I'd give him a "lesbian blowjob".
If you find out what that means, show me.
you asked how they got the microwave in the air. we had to explain three times that it was mounted there until you finally feel asleep
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