Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
i forgot beer had calories. that would explain alot.
You are colorful like whore, yet adorable, like sad puppy. You need more drink.
Really? How much of his life do you think he remembers? I'm pretty sure 75% of it qualifies as "kind of a blur".
he told me he was a Boston Bruins fan so I took his hat into the bathroom and peed in it...I've never been a prouder Ranger fan
No, I know her type. Tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. Don't do it man..
It's amazing to think about how many Obama victory sex babies are being prevented by Obamacare free contraception.
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
I have the starring role in a literal shit show.
It's 11:50 on Friday the 13th. There's a full moon. AND the bride to be just puked on herself while getting a lap dance from a stripper named...wait for it....LUCKY. Is this real life?
You introduced her by saying, "This is the girl who sexes me." Then you passed out on the coffee table.
That sad moment when the drawer I used to keep condoms in now has poptarts in it..
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
Can u pick up some lemons on the way? I have Tequila and a sore throat..I need them for both
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