Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
Outta milk. Using rum instead for pancake mix. Drunk Thursday is a gooo
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
she drove 3 hrs one way just to sleep with me. I felt bad complaining about paying for condoms.
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
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MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
He said in a slur "I go so hard, even when I..." and cut himself off by projectile vomiting all over the ice luge.
Why can't it ever be the normal ones that stalk me?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Suppose hypothetically u received a request for face time communication with a gentleman who looked astonishingly like a penis. Would you indulge him in conversation? Hypothetically of course.
Taking my underwear off at work was one of my better decisions this weekend
You know what would make this walk of shame even better? Picking up my cap n gown on the way to my car
Does your Fitbit monitor your liver failure?
Dude I just woke up naked on the floor with my dick in a boot. Legit in a fucking boot. I also have no idea where I am.
i'm not sure you can trust me in a car with 20 dozen donuts
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