I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
Let's just say there is a bloody hand print above my bed and it's not mine. Literally.
Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
Apparently blazed enough to think that the sizzling meatballs in the pan were calling your name...Ssssteeeeeve
Thats why you always identify the subtext of a blowjob before you accept it.
Note to self: do not take so many shots that you sit on the floor under the bar where nobody can see you, and reach out and grab peoples crotch.
So "Abstinence August" was a bust. Maybe I'll try for "Sex-free September" or "Only if we're facebook official October"
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
So I just went to 3 different stores because there is no way I can walk out of one store with this many reeses and still have my pride.
all my money is vodka money
I have never read a truer sentence.
The worst part was when I went to go spit it out and rinse my mouth, his grandpa was in the bathroom, so I had to fucking wait. It was awful. I finally ran to the kitchen and prayed his parents didn't come out of their room.
We were having sex in the gardens when the grounds keeper walked up on us. He gave me a thumbs up and walked away
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
My mom just asked me about the teeth marks on my headboard..
We can have bacon on the roof while tanning
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