i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
Fine. I'll sleep in my office
You and I should start a club for people who woke up on outside on a bench with no idea how they got there.
She just dipped a dollar bill in her queso dip and almost ate it before I slapped it out of her hand, no more bar crawls..
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we are sitting in a kindergarden classroom alone chugging beer. look at our lives. look at our choices.
Woke up this morning on my doorstep in a basket with a branch, a lipstick lightning bolt on my head and a sign that said "the boy who lived." i love you guys.
I just want you to know that we eye fucked the shit out of someone who just got drafted
She just made out with a golden retriever. I'm disgusted and turned on all at once
Until they make a bed that bathes you in your sleep, I will not be satisfied.
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I got you a "sorry you think I'm pregnant" present
He took my virginity but also my remaining pizza. i dont know how to feel right now.
IM TRYING TO SAY GOODNIGHT STOP FOR LIKE FIVE SECONDS WITH THE DICK SUCKING
He stuck a cigarette in my butt last night. There is no coming back from that.
Hangover and judgement, the breakfast of champions.
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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