i wonder if detective benson from law and order takes those handcuffs home. i bet she does.
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
You called him your tasty little crouton. Which actually wasn't the weirdest part.
Didn't I tell you I have developed a shameless theory about farting anywhere and everywhere? I'm too pretty so no one suspects me.
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Apparently drunk me thinks it's a good idea to put drops of acid in assorted open drinks in the fridge... This should be a fun week.
The highlight of your blackout was when you drunk showered with the garden hose and emailed your boss your vacation requests for the next year.
But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
I JUST MADE OUT WITH A BRITISH SOCCER PLAYER. LONG LIVE THE QUEEN. GOD BLESS THAT COUNTRY.
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
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All I'm saying is that any 24 year old guy who sends me a snapchat from the vantage point of his dick with the caption "hiding behind my weiner" is off my list potentially dateable guys.
The more I think about it, the more convinced I am that I'm the solution to all of T-Swift's guy problems.
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
So I told him "To answer your question yes I am naked making pizza pops in your kitchen"
Pretty sure if we keep hanging out on Tuesdays there will be no whiskey left for the younger generations or the universe will implode....tomato tahmato
21st birthday weekend in Vegas has concluded and all I'm missing is my underwear and 'Contacts' icon on my phone home screen.
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