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• (847): View more from Illinois

  so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner

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• (404): View more from Georgia

  Ben's a prick.

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  What Ben are you talking about?

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  All the bens across all the lands

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• (770): View more from Georgia

  and technically it was a rebound

  (407): View more from Florida

  so lol

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  and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game

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• (312): View more from Illinois

  If one more "stranger" walks up to me at the bar and asks how I have been, I am going to rehab.

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• (907): View more from Alaska

  everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.

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• (416): View more from Toronto

  Wore last nights jeans to Christmas Dinner with the fam, found a half gram of blow, while they're praying ill be railing.

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• (619): View more from California

  Despite what happened tonight, Im still expecting Jesus birthday sex

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• (516): View more from New York

  Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating

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• (601): View more from Mississippi

  She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.

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• (519): View more from Ontario

  Sometimes I think I have so much sex with you to be sure you're actually straight.

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• (901): View more from Tennessee

  Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.

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• (678): View more from Georgia

  It's just unfortunate. She's a 28 year old woman who looks as if a pelican and ET had a baby. With braces.

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• (757): View more from Virginia

  Have bite marks on my arm where my temporary tat was Saturday night. Did someone try to bite Captain America or something?

  (540): View more from Virginia

  One of the many mysteries surrounding the weekend...

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  ever bang a guy wearing an $800 suit? today you will.

  (345): View more from Cayman Islands

  I feel like this is something I should shave my legs for

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• (781): View more from Massachusetts

  Things that happen while I poop: I start dating someone

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