So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
Just thought you should know in my puerto rico drunkenness yesterday I signed my dogs name on the bar tab. cruise = success
who knew that a girl that let me piss on her within 20 minutes of meeting her would get upset i couldn't remember her name.
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
So I totally just remembered that you tried to smoke a hornet out of it's nest.
On a not really funny at all but kinda brighter note I've gotten really good at texting in hand cuffs
I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall
That's why you bone lesbian cage fighters and 45 year olds. To make life less boring.
He didn't even realize I was drunk. He probably just thought I loved Torchwood so much that I no longer knew how to use my thumbs
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Sweet tea and masterbation. It's how I manage.
I vaguely remember us chasing shots by licking each other's faces last night. Our friendship has reached another level completely.
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
yeah that bottle of rum is only the second thing I want that kid to be pulling out of his pants
I asked him if we were going to get arrested for doing it in the bar parking lot. "Absolutly not" said the guy getting the blow job...
WHY THE FUCK DID I HAVE TO FALL IN LOVE WITH A CONVICT