do you think there was ever a doctor who smelled his finger after giving a prostate exam?
Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
Brutally Honest is my real middle name, Princess just sounds better.
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
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There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
They walked in to the store, ripped up the phone book, and left. Can we get on their level?
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
Send me the picture of my mugshot, my boss got arrested last night and I'm trying to make her feel better.
If you are drunk already, then as your friend I am advising you to stop writing on your dads Facebook wall
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Had to go see my sisters new baby this morn in the clothes I wore to the rave last night. Still drunk. Almost dropped it. I'll be a good aunt right?
Feel better punkin. Your balls will be gently resting on my forehead in no time
Good. Sleepy. In the middle of a pregnancy scare. The usual.
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
I had to ask my mom to look for my kegle ball...
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