I can mark tailgating, going to the game and getting road head off my to do list today
you pissed in a zip-loc bag and wanted 60 dollars for it
shes still asleep dad put a lobster in her bathroom
so i made out with some dude last night at the bar. and some girl just stood there and watched. i felt bad so i made out with her too. She looked like she felt left out.
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if you want blown tonight you're gonna have to take me up on that offer now. in less then 45 minutes you're gonna be blacked out and i'm not doing something i'm not getting credit for in the morning.
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
Im so excited to get permanently banned for life from all the old bars again, it is gonna be christmas after all
can't decide if i look like a hooker or a missing member of Poison today
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
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Well according to all the calls, texts, and Facebook messages, I threw up on you guys last night.
he thought it would be funny to put his dick inside a beer bottle and wear it around. until we all realized how small his dick would have to be to fit in a beer bottle
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
11:30 you texted me saying he was on his way. 11:37 you said, "Oh my God that was terrible."
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
I admit I fucked your best friend, but to be fair, you fucked the tristate area. So there's a good chance about 40% of those people are MY friends.
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