Have you finally orgasmed yet?
Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
Sorry, can't come over. I have to spend time with my niece. Her Dad ignores her and I don't want her to have male attention issues like you.
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and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
Its like after 6 beers, the clap doesn't scare me anymore.
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
I'm gonna keep a minimum of five drink promise to myself
You mean maximum 5?
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This strip club is mediocre. Talent is fine. Fung shui is bad.
I've never been this drunk around this many toddlers
Do you remember telling the Uber driver that "his cologne makes you want to bone"?
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
I'm just really glad SD weather is so erratic so I can get away with wearing a scarf in May to cover up these hickeys.
I would totally suck a dick for some poutine right now
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