gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
So when we opened his headboard we found a bottle of crisco sitting on top of his porn magazines.
I guess we all know what he was cookin.
Ive never seen someone more dtf than a soaking wet drunk girl who stumbles into your backyard.
I'm watching this guy on intervention hospitalized for liver damage. He's drinking the hand sanitizer in the hospital room. Say hello to your future.
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
I woke up covered in blue paint and my knee bleeding, when I went to return the shopping cart the guy in the elevator laughed hysterically. I'm having a good morning.
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
Even completely stoned shes amazing on the piano. There are like 7 people sitting on the ground listening to her like she's the messiah.
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
You wanted to thank my penis. You wanted me to take the condom off so you could touch it and thank it.
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
So the other day we finished having sex and he literally said "what are we going to do about your vagina?" Like, I hadn't even dismounted him yet.
After passing out at the kitchen table, you woke up in my parents bed in between them. With no pants on.
Her dad had just brought down their giant American flag for 4th of July and we fucked on it. I have never been more patriotic
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
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