Now that world cup is done, funneling out of a vuvuzela has lost its fun
I'm at your house, laying with your dog, eating taco meat, take your time.
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
Call me when you get up. This hang-over is like dismantling a bomb: I need someone to talk me through it.
Driving a mountain pass in the middle of a blizzard with the worst vodka gummybear hangover ever is gods way of telling me to keep the black-outing within a 15 mile radius to my house.
How do I enter a double puke and rally into my calorie counter?
Would it be weird to tell him that on his b'day he's dressing up and we're having weird Jesus sex?
I really like your cover photo on fb that looks cool
In case birth mom friends me back, thought I should make it less drunk looking.
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
Sex to movie scores is my best choice of the year. You've had an orgasm but have you had an orgasm with an entire orchestra.
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
I woke up and finished the bottle like a champ
i ate her out in full view of all her roomates. the word awkward doesnt even cover it.
You think I could convince him that having sex with another girl isn't cheating?
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