It wasn't awkward until he started humming the Rocky theme song in the middle of fucking
drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
He tried to blame not having a condom on the economy.
I hope this adventure ends at a hospital
you better not pull some "waking up at 2 in the afternoon" shit, we have weed to smoke.
Time for jim to play the "dont seriously consider pooping in the trash" game
All I've eaten today is cookie dough, pecan pie and three shots of jack. Finals week here I come.
after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"
THIS IS A FLATMATE WARNING! The white powder next to sink is washing powder I spilled and is not meant for human comsumption. I repeat- do not digest, snort or smoke the white powder next to the sink!!!!
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
I can't remember dinner
Hahaha "rub in the ketchup on your face, It'll just look like blush." some gay waiter said that to you, and you go "good idea!"
I need to wake up with a beard between my thighs more often, I'm a fucking saint.
Remember last NYE when after the 9th shot of tequila you went on full crazy mode and made out with the 50 y/o doorkeeper? and he called you the next day?
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
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