i'm all for saving the environment, but when we get into the shower to fuck, he shouldn't flip his shower hourglass timer
You know your in college when you decide house chores with games of beer pong...
This titty bar has wifi. I just did FaceTime stage side
ok... i just had to be reminded that people in animal costumes were feeding me shots at the bar.
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Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
This body was not built to go to the gym. It was built to chain smoke cigarettes and shoot whiskey
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
Hey... Tell me if you remember differently, but nobody truly saw me naked, right?
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
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I miss you, too. It's hard to sleep without anything licking my head.
I'm gonna go ahead and say I love our drinking habits but anytime we roundhouse a 750 of Schnapps on the way to a non competitive bowling league we might have problems
I just blacked back in and I'm at a kids birthday party in a suit and people are calling me uncle Carl. Never having your homemade liquor again.
The moral of the story is this:the last shot of the night is always a mistake
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
can jess come too?
sure! but I don't have enough booze for the both of you.
she comes with her own booze, no worries.
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