Non-Jews are for practice
I sent you an email today but due to work restrictions, I had to misspell choke sex
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
I got "discovered a new religion high" last night
Just crushed a xanax into my chewing gum. Its gonna be a long, fucking up flight...
You love him. Dinosaurs. Math. Sex.
Just found a bottle of tequila in the washer.
When did I go from having sugar daddies to being one? And does it count as a tax write off?
Dear future Eric, sorry about the Everclear. Sincerely, Eric +2 shots E.C.
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
Dude, get out of Andrea's vagina and call me back
So I think I've successful blown my foot off in a way that's going to make you call me an idiot.
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
I'm gonna invite every single tinder date I've had to my birthday. Let them fight, battle Royale style. The winner gets to fuck me. \n\nBest. Birthday. Ever
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
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