I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
The only reason I kept his number in my phone for so long is so that hed pay for my abortion.
Playing a game in life called "how far can I make a man travel for a booty call"
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
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There r osticjed everywhere
He titled his birthday party on facebook, "BJ's in PJ's- an adult slumber party." I'm the only one invited.
He's asking if he can send a dick pic. How do I politely decline that?
so I'm staring at this cat and wondering..is the tail of the cat the derivative of it's head?
stop getting stoned after studying for a calc final.
I was trying to pee in the bushes and the person who lived in the house where the bushes were planted started knocking on the window to get me to stop peeing in their bushes
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Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... Men can be so sensitive...
I just sugar scrubbed my vagina. If I don't get laid tonight, me and the universe are gonna have some problems.
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
Doug the spinning teacher gave me chlyamdia
I AM GETTING LAID TONIGHT YES HAPPY DAY PRAISE JESUS ALMIGHTY IN HEAVEN DEAR GOD CHRIST YES DADDY YAAASSS
I'm pretty sure the rest of my evening will consist of masturbating, drinking tequila and watching children's movies.