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• (405): View more from Oklahoma

  I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!

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• (443): View more from Maryland

  The only reason I kept his number in my phone for so long is so that hed pay for my abortion.

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• (317): View more from Indiana

  Playing a game in life called "how far can I make a man travel for a booty call"

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• (810): View more from Michigan

  I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.

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• (248): View more from Michigan

  There r osticjed everywhere

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• (847): View more from Illinois

  He titled his birthday party on facebook, "BJ's in PJ's- an adult slumber party." I'm the only one invited.

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• (419): View more from Ohio

  He's asking if he can send a dick pic. How do I politely decline that?

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• (412): View more from Pennsylvania

  so I'm staring at this cat and wondering..is the tail of the cat the derivative of it's head?

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  stop getting stoned after studying for a calc final.

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• (407): View more from Florida

  I was trying to pee in the bushes and the person who lived in the house where the bushes were planted started knocking on the window to get me to stop peeing in their bushes

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• (315): View more from New York

  Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... Men can be so sensitive...

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• (414): View more from Wisconsin

  I just sugar scrubbed my vagina. If I don't get laid tonight, me and the universe are gonna have some problems.

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• (805): View more from California

  Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video

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• (407): View more from Florida

  Doug the spinning teacher gave me chlyamdia

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• (704): View more from North Carolina

  I AM GETTING LAID TONIGHT YES HAPPY DAY PRAISE JESUS ALMIGHTY IN HEAVEN DEAR GOD CHRIST YES DADDY YAAASSS

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• (603): View more from New Hampshire

  I'm pretty sure the rest of my evening will consist of masturbating, drinking tequila and watching children's movies.

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