I loved tuna sandwiches so much in grade school it was so embarrassing
Everyday all the kids would be like oh grosss whose eating tuunnaa
the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
I just realized that this morning is the first morning i've put on underwear in a week.
I love summer.
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
I've been very busy/drunk lately... Sorry.
There comes a time where you just have to sit back and watch the drunken idiots pee on each other
we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
So my nipple piercings were only $20 because it's breast cancer awareness month. Fuck yes!
I wish i could just live off of margaritas and good sex.
I mean I'm so obviously classy currently laying in bed watching a movie while finishing my drink from last night
There's tequila in my general area. Please pray for me.
So now I have had sex with 2 people my son graduated high school with.
Don't do tequila. The Devil himself spits into shot glasses and we call it tequila. You will do bad things.
Makes hanging out interesting when she lights you on fire just to roll ontop of you to 'put you out'.
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
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