I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
everytime she opens her mouth i wish that i was deaf
then she said "on the count of three I think we should apologize to eachother"
I sent the random girl I had sex with last night a 'happy mothers day' text as a reminder to get the morning after pill.
Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
you tipped EVERY employee at white castle
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
Survival tip #3: while you're hooking up with him, don't say he reminds you of his brother
Yea, I had a chaperone thankfully. I'm in the fetal position attempting to eat captain crunch now.
I just had a drunk lesbian experience.... How do I break it to my boyfriend??
we are eating waffles in the pillow fort. Still think you're too straight for a threesome?
I'll be right over.
we didn't have sex though. because i have the will power of an ox.
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