He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
Just tell him to eat fruit before so it tastes good. Then it's just like shotgunning a smoothie
I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
she gave me head while wearing a sombrero and told me it was her "welcome to south of the border" blowjob. i am never leaving mexico.
You leave me no choice. Your vagina is grounded. It can just sit there and think about what it's done.
So getting drunk in honor of the bomb threat is legit right?
She's popping painkillers like they're tic tacs and singing the soundtrack to dreamgirls. It's you're turn to babysit her.
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
Woke up behind one of the fraternity brothers houses in the grass wearing a guinness hat and aviators hugging a 30 rack box with a zonie on my chest next to a campfire.
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
She called to say the cops were not fake cops. some one has to go get her in an hour
I was "singing along to the Lego Movie" high. Everything was not awesome
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
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