Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
just caught grandpa beating off in the living room
Dude..TWLOHA day. gonna write LOVE on my arms before going to the bar tonight. its like a pussy guarantee.
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You don't understand how difficult it is to give head with cotton mouth
I just smoked pot in front of my old Elementary School. It's like my Childhood and Adulthood are coming together in this awesome thing.
you have a cum towel under your bed, you're the definition of single
That's saying a lot from the girl who takes her liquor with her to the library
I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
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The last good decent convo we has was when I was trying to convince you to let me watch you pee.
YOUR DICK HAS BEEN IN ME I DO NOT WANT TO BE SET UP TO MEET YOUR FRIENDS
My life is sponsored by tidy cat kitty litter, Bacardi rum, and plan b.
why does CNN give a flying $@*# about the royal baby so, so much?
i hope they name him Joffrey
How do we stop her downward spiral?
Wine. For us.
Sounds like she has 4 first names. Like a sad version of Ricky bobby
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