all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
you decided to have a spaghetti fight but then you got greedy and decided to eat it all.
I know I said I was done dating 22 year olds but it's not my fault all the guys my age gave up on life and got fat
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
I need someone to meet me at the end of the road and throw captain morgan at my face like they do with water at marathons
No I'm done finals, but I'm not coming home until these hickeys are gone.
So last night ended up making out with a girl going to jail on sunday...she wrote down her address so I can make conjugal visits...
screw it, I'll just be a stripper until next August when then are looking for suitable teachers to teach the future of America. it's like a feel good movie just a little out of order and im a dude.
Where did this racoon skin hat, stop sign and bag full of tacos come from?
Narnia or $5 pitcher night either way
I may or may not have pissed on my floor last night
Welcome to 22
Yo, how much weed can I get for a caf swipe?
So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
I want you to know. From the bottom of my heart, that you are a great friend, a beautiful person, and one of my favorite people in this world. But if you ever send me that many messages again at 4am I swear to God, I will push you in from of a fast running rhino
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
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