We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
You just seemed really offended whenever my cup was empty.
It's raining beautiful colors and I don't know what the fuck is going on
I have a new favorite bar game. It's called, get dressed up and go drinking alone then make up random stories of why you are alone to look less like an alc
Telling someone to make good decisions on a Thursday is like telling Santa to be Jewish.
She insisted on cleaning her room in the dark. 5 minutes in, she forgot what she was doing and started putting shirts on instead of hanging them up.
Was my mother there when I broke the stipper pole?
Can we just talk about how I wrote out all the stuff I had to do this week and for Thursday it says "drink and cry"? ...I don't remember putting that but it sounds like something I would do
She's been with the dude for a week saying she's in love. Yeah so am I. I just opened this beer 5 minutes ago and I LOVE IT ALREADY.
You are cordially invited to an I'm not pregnant laser tag celebration tomorrow. booze is optional.
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
See I insist I'm not a groupie and then I say things like "will bang for a backstage pass".
I'm doing my drinking workout. 20 pushups for each beer I finish. I should write a fucking book
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
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