at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
why weren't you at the audition last night?
booty call before role call
Weekend has begun hello red wine at 10am on a Wednesday
If it was designed to hold water, it was designer to hold wine
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
He put up a Facebook album attempting to sell off their Harvard furniture. Items for sale include: his friend, a broken lamp, an item described as a 'carpet and/or sleeping bag', a pair of paint stained cargo pants, size 'Tyler', and a self proclaimed $3 bottle of wine, which he is offering for $2
somehow attending a funeral viewing turned into me snorting cocaine in the bathroom and drawing ninja turtles for children
I just sat watching friends in the bathtub by candlelight...nights like this make me wonder if I ever want to be in a relationship again
lost my vibrator and now I have to masturbate manually. The struggle is fucking real.
Sarah was butt-chugging wine and diarrhea'd all over the wall
I just sent him a message bearing my soul about how much he means to me as a friend and his first response is "are you drunk?"
Shit like this is why I'm a bitch to everyone.
Drunk and bowling. Only good things can come of this
Pretty sure I'm partying in a onesie right now.
hey im sorry i made fun of the color of your sheets, but like it was all i could focus on during sex because they were just THAT UGLY
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
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