we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
i don't think my family understands the severity of a twenty first birthday.
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
and you're not allowed to put a penis in you if it's attached to a 26 year old who works at blockbuster
It was like she tried to cover up all the weight she gained with a fake tan...
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
I'm sober enough to question why I have your name as "the wolverine" in my phone.
It's tuesday, which means cocktails followed by cocktales.
I found you laying in the kitchen with a bottle of vodka and a slice of bologna on your face. You said you were having a spa day.
if she didnt wantt to be febrezed, she shouldnt have smelled so desperate.
She started giving me head while we were watching the Walking Dead premiere, WORST BJ EVER.
Where are you on a scale from one to wasted?
Like alphabetically I'd say a v
Before getting out of the car, she said "Thanks for getting me off." I like how polite she is.
you asked the cab driver if he wanted to meet your parents, last night.
Randomize
