Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
i thought i deleted your number from my phone...Wtf
i wish peter jackson would direct porn
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
i think my mom would be mad if i was pregnant. last time i was she grounded me for a week.
When you went through airport security you asked if the could check if a baby was in there. That drunk.
I'm fucking an ugly guy. Don't come home.
well now I have to
This is America. Thomas Jefferson would have said I want some vagina.
I dunno what the deal was, but you spent about an hour trying to put your phone charger in the outlet and you were yelling "one plug to rule them all"
It was one of those "how did I get to my bed and what am I wearing" mornings.
Serious question: does drunken cyber sex with a stranger on omegle count as cheating???
1. so the new neighbor u called dibs on.. I'm sorry..but not really. 2. She lactates, I guess that happens when you have a kid less then 5 months ago.... WTF!! 3. Is it fucked up I'm craving Ceral & Milk now?
My party ended early and I have a mountain of shrimp and weed
You date? I thought you just hooked up with your TAs
He's eating a sriracha ravioli sandwich. How do you think the night is going?
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