Ive either hit rock bottom or become my own hero.
i kept drunkenly begging people i met to be in my facebook mafia
Drinking with a woman who gave an anti-drugs speech at my high school. Somehow, not surprised.
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
You insisted we put glow sticks on you so that we didn't lose you if you went pee in the dark.
BRILLIANT IDEA: In honor of summer olympics we need to start a synchronized drinking team.
Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
You told me you would ride a pig into the night sky screaming, "I wear my sunglasses at night"
Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
I swear man, you fly across the country to give a boy your virginity and he suddenly thinks you like him
Did I call him? He cried after taking my bra off. You tell me.
With gravity the way it is and your butt clearly being the size of a bus you'd break your hip or something
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
Apparently I gave a guy a hand job on the dance floor. ON THE DANCE FLOOR.
A piece of your chipped nail polish just fell out of my crotch.
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