So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
trying to fathom saturday night and the fact that Rainn Wilson now hates me. my brain hurts.
they could make at least 3 episode of "i shouldn't be alive" out of my weekend
It's official. I am the proud owner of his very own sex tape. Amateur awesome porn or awful delete-me-now porn? Come over help me decide.
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I hope you don't have to start the day explaining to me how you failed to turn "Can I practice my belly dancing in your apartment" into all night sex.
she was drinking until 3, woke up at 7, shouted 'I'M STILL DRUNK" and went out for a jog in her thong
first party of the semester tomorrow. thinking of wearing a huge sign that says "my summer was good" to avoid the 67 questions and get straight to drinking
Ummmm you know you're drinking vodka out of a Skittles bag, right?
Its okay that he doesn't remember you, he only remembers girls by their boobs and I think you were wearing a jacket
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This medicine is making me nuts. I just woke up and I thought I was in a glass case with Asians staring at me.
I just had a very enlightening conversation with my hat. we need more of whatever the fuck that was.
I woke up in a stranger's bed wearing nothing but santa socks.
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
Are you hungover?
No. I'm hiding under my covers and hoping it doesn't find me.
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