He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
she sang that "this little piggy song" to my balls. and somehow made it work, with me only having two balls instead of five.
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
What's a "vodkaffle"?
It's where she puts vodka in the waffle mix.
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
if youre pregnant and ruin my spring break i'll never forgive you.
Yeah, he said he was getting "welcome back Winnipeg Jets drunk" then puked on his jersey.
Need your help. He's locked himself in the bathroom with his bong and his childhood collection of Goosebumps books.
Well I guess I'll go shower now and wash all the stripper off.
There was so much jailbait at the festival that there was no other option but to drink my morals away
I just wish I had a snapshot of his attempted front flip off the bar. There are some things that are worth getting a life ban for, and the moment of impact with his foot and that lady's face was one of those things.
I just hit your bf in the face with a mustard bottle and the guy at the table next to us bowed down to me.
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
Cocaine is ok on a cleanse, right?
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