And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
How the hell am I supposed to know what lotion to get her? They should have a dressing booth where I could go test how good it is for jerking off, then I'd know.
My penis has a 100% approval rating. He has never received a formal complaint. If you'd like to file one, you can go fuck yourself.
You said you wanted to start a restaurant called 'Barbecue' where everything is barbecued. You sounded really proud of your concept.
Dude you're alone at a bar with a woman, and you're talking about my junk?
Can we do a version of last night where I actually remember shit?
The effect you have on my penis from a different state is impressive
3 2 1 whiskey
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
You kept yelling stranger danger at Nick because he was talking to that girl you didn't like. Your not invited ever again.
Welp, no use in crying over spilt milk. I can't unbang her.
Oral stamina is what keeps life exciting
I asked him if we could have sex sometime and he sent me a three page long text about his feelings for me. that's the only possible situation I've ever run into where a "k" response would have been more appropriate.
Next thing I know her tits are out on my desk. It was straight out of a porno. What was I supposed to do I’m not made of stone
Consume your own penis you ugly freak.
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