We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
It's so cute when the exchange student uses "blowjob" as a verb.
I told them the reason I passed out was because of "heat exhaustion." Not from showing up drunk. Good thing this is Arizona.
Dude, all I remember was you grabbing random girls, yelling "It's a rap video!" and pouring high-life on them.
OK! No more randoms over for the next month this is the third fucking time I caught a naked dude drinking my OJ in the middle of the night.
Oh shut up man. Once the police get involved its every man for themself.
Just did a relay race involving shotgunning beers, cannonballs and riding a blowup whale. Never want to leave vacation.
STOP WHATEVER YOU ARE DOING AND GO OUTSIDE RIGHT NOW. THE MOON LOOKS LIKE CATWOMAN
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
You slapped the bar and yelled "daddys thirsty!" at the lady behind the bar
To be fair I was thirsty
When she told you not to yell you looked directly at me and screamed "Man, she sucks!"
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
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