What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
I'm thinking of writing "I have herpes" on my stomach in sharpie that way I'm not tempted to show my tits tonight
Delete her number from his phone. He keeps slurring how he's going to get her "all sorts of pregnant".
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oh, i've got big weekend plans. on an unrelated note, do you think viagra will work if the guy is roofied?
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
It looks like someone bombed the living room with his and your clothes, bra, packing peanuts, nerf gun and ammo, rc helicopter, leftover chinese food and a leather paddle.
I drink more single than I do in relationships. Except with assface.
So a list of things I should stay away from bringing up at dinner with your fiance tonight?
1) you and I went to a strip club 2) i saw you topless at said strip club 3) i cried when we watched the Real World
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Who knows? Maybe we can sing afternoon delight into each other's genitals.
There is nothing quite so pathetic as sitting in bed in your underwear eating easy mac in complete silence, waiting for Netflix to load
I was looking at the storm clouds during my run and one oddly resembled ur penis
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
you found yr lighter in yr cleavage and said so that's where you've been all my life
Why in the hell is there a guy dressed up as a horse passed out in our kitchen.
happy birthday!
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