I mean I can't believe yesterday ended w/ your house getting firebombed. What an unexpected turn of events
Whatcha textin bout Willis?
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
you were leaning against the vending machine asking if there was a shower you could puke in.
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Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
Snorting lines of xanex off the back of my grandparents toilet before church. Thinking of u.
Oh you have the munchies, Dad? That's great and congratulations on the weed but STOP EATING MY APPLE PIE
Seriously I am not buying you condoms anymore. You're 22, if you aren't woman enough to buy them yourself then you don't deserve orgasms. Grow some tits.
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I feel awful. The bartender added me on Facebook and there's chips all over the bathroom floor
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
I wanna eat mushrooms and cuddle with a million dogs at once. I wanna know what heaven is like
My mom just asked if I wanted a mimosa when I got out of the bath.
I think everything's gonna be okay.
God doesn't care if you're a paramedic, you can't do that to someones cat and still get into heaven
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
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