i had a dream last night that you and i organized a foursome. swear to god
ps i'll be in miami in early july. this text has no relation to the last one
you know how i said i wouldn't send that pic message of your lofted bed falling from you fucking a fat chick? that was after i sent it to your mom
the bar just sent me a facebook message congratulating me on being a regular and getting such good grades. my life is not real.
It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
i just found this napkin with your number on it in my jacket pocket. it reads amy, drawing of a wine bottle and a house
Last I remember we played rock paper scissors for who would fuck the guy with cowboy boots on and I won..
I just realized, I'm going to be on my period for the end of the world. FUCK.
Date idea: we should go to the store and buy all the different kinds of Lay's and eat them all
apparently they stopped looking at spit swabs under the microscope in bio ever since they found a sperm cell in one students sample
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
He ate me out while Space Jam was on. My life is complete.
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
Went home last night with that hot British guy. Sounded like I was f-ing in a Harry Potter movie.
Can you get the dildos out of the shower before the maids come?
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