He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
I had just got her shirt off when I realized that I was about to fuck Chewbacca from Star Wars. The way she moaned confirmed that I was.
wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
you threw up in someones recycling bin and left a note apologizing. how drunk do you think you were?!
There is a half eaten corn dog and soy sauce on the counter... WTF did you eat last night??
I just saw an old lady yelling at a dead pigeon for leaving the oven on.
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
You tried taking his shirt off at the bar. He was 37 and married with kids.
Postcard from jail please. Reserving a spot on my fridge.
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
I just read through our messages from yesterday and realized we both referred to me tearing my penis as a good thing. What the fuck.
you missed 2am bagpipes and my roommate looking hot as fuck in a kilt
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
Will you rub my calves while I masturbate?
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